going back to school more like
Not the most graceful, dogs, but I love ‘em.
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
LOL shot down!
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
what i imagine every time someone says “god damn it”
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
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the tree out front is sick. im rooting for it to get better.
i beleaf it will get better but only if it branchs out on the medicine it will use. just let it get some rest so dont bark at it or it’ll wake up
i hope i can plant a seed in its mind to get treatment as soon as possible