These are the jokes

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

thehappysorceress:

Not the most graceful, dogs, but I love ‘em.

ninjaunicornmagic:

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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THIS

indytaker:

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cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

LOL   shot down!

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

what i imagine every   time someone says “god damn it”

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

Cyanide & Hapiness

nuclearoverreactor:

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. 

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

ninjaunicornmagic:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

the tree out front is sick. im rooting for it to get better.

i beleaf it will get better but only if it branchs out on the medicine it will use. just let it get some rest so dont bark at it or it’ll wake up

i hope i can plant a seed in its mind to get treatment as soon as possible

ninjaunicornmagic:

beautiful