These are the jokes

do-you-have-a-flag:

vinegod:

WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC by TonyBakercomedy

i watch this literally everytime it’s on my dash and everytime i cry laughing at “what the dog doing?”

Andy’s mom also have her toys, same names as woody and buzz.

Andy’s mom also have her toys, same names as woody and buzz.

ninjaunicornmagic:

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

This isn’t actually what girls do over spring break. She’s an impasta. I wouldn’t pay even a penne to hire her.

ninjaunicornmagic:

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

This isn’t actually what girls do over spring break. She’s an impasta. I wouldn’t pay even a penne to hire her.

behindtheatticwall:

still my favorite

Sometimes masturbation just gets out of hand.
P.W.

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.

wkuk-gifs:

WKUK | Squirrel [X]

theodd1sout:

Or you wouldn’t be talking to me.

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