These are the jokes

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

thighetician:

solarselection:

BRUH

Perfection

he’s not playin. and this is fuckin awesome.

textsfromdisneyprincesses:

In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

fabshnickingly-awesome:

This show is the greatest thing ever.

lol  i so badly need to remember this line.

pure evil lol

pure evil lol

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

every gamer on earth just went…


lol  ^ my exact reaction

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

every gamer on earth just went…

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lol  ^ my exact reaction

idiotsonfb:

Bastards… where is the spoiler alert?!? Damn Facebook

idiotsonfb:

Bastards… where is the spoiler alert?!? Damn Facebook

Hentai Manga Gallery: Food Network [English] [Rewrite] - 

18+ only   nsfw

ninjaunicornmagic:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

i cannoli imagine what his friends and family are going through.

4gifs:

A Rude Goldberg device. [video]

4gifs:

A Rude Goldberg device. [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

[charliebear26]
4gifs:

Like this, human. [video]

4gifs:

Like this, human. [video]