THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
the Cyanide & Happiness take on something controversial.
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous. how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”
going back to school more like
Not the most graceful, dogs, but I love ‘em.
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
LOL shot down!
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
what i imagine every time someone says “god damn it”