These are the jokes

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

BASICALLY EVERY SPORTS MOVIE COMEDY EVER
Kid: Hey can you coach my team?
Under-qualified parent: Eeeeeeeeeh
Under-qualified parent: *sees award* sure
*Goes to team practice*
Under-qualified parent: wow you guys suck
*team sucks*
Under-qualifeid parent: *finds awesome kid that's not on team* hey come be on the team
Miracle child: no
Under-qualified parent: *bribes miracle child*
Team: *is awesome with memorable song playing in the background*
Team: *bond by going to crazy awesome place and screws shit up*
Super badass rival team: we're playing you next
Team: oh no
Under-qualified parent: *gives speech about friendship and coming so far and being awesome*
Team: ok we love you
Badass rival team: scores bunch o goals
Team: scores bunch o goals
Miracle child: oh no i've fallen and i can't get up
Under-qualified parent: WHAT NONONO YOU WERE THE ONLY PLAYER ON THIS TEAM WHO WAS ACTUALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING NO
Kid: I can do it!
Under-qualified parent: NO YOU CAN'T
Kid: *is upset*
Under-qualified parent: fine i guess i believe in you i love you
Kid: *wins*
Under-qualified parent: YEEEEEES I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT
Team: *is happy*
Movie ends and plays another memorable song

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

the wonders of the internet

Cyanide & Happiness
yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

the  Cyanide & Happiness  take on something controversial.

the  Cyanide & Happiness  take on something controversial.

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

piplump:

Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

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