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Cyanide & Happiness
yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

the  Cyanide & Happiness  take on something controversial.

the  Cyanide & Happiness  take on something controversial.

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

piplump:

Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

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goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

thehappysorceress:

Not the most graceful, dogs, but I love ‘em.

ninjaunicornmagic:

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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THIS

indytaker:

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cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

LOL   shot down!

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

what i imagine every   time someone says “god damn it”

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'