damn girl if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put H U G E D I C K together because that’d be funny as hell.. wait where are you going. date me…
Happy thanksgiving ^_^
cyanide & happiness
Ohio’s motto should be “At least we’re not Indiana”
ohio’s motto is “would you like corn with that”
Indiana has way more corn than Ohio, sorry.
Kentucky also has a lot of corn but it’s all used to make booze so we win.
don’t take what little ohio has going for it and make it less special
fine we’ll change our motto to “would you like wendy’s with that”
I hate Wendy’s because I worked there but that’s fitting I guess.
Or it could be “The most fun thing to do in Ohio is leave.”
i see commercials like “come visit ohio and do everything!!!” and??? what is everything??? we have nothing we literally just have nothing we have corn and trees and hills. welcome to ohio. get in a barrel and roll down a hill. ohio.
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.
This makes me laugh every time
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